Goldilocks-Inspired Products for Kids

Get ready to burst out laughing at the antics of Goldilocks and The Three Bears in this illustrated chapter book, perfect for fans of snarky humor and fractured fairy tales. "So I ate some porridge and broke a chair--get over it!" Goldilocks snipes at Bobby Bear, who is now calling himself Baby Bear. Tensions are running high at the Three Bears' cottage, where Goldilocks, an overly dramatic tween who believes she's a princess, is stranded until the Big Bad Wolf leaves the area.

This hilarious mash-up of folk and fairy tales from around the world features a hungry troll, three pigs with a home improvement show on HoGTV, and, of course, the Big Bad Wolf. Through quirky and clever drawings, Bobby and Goldilocks take turns narrating the story of their hair-raising adventures. Despite their initial bad impressions, a kind of affection develops between the two, and they become something like friends. As Bobby explains, "I mean, annoying as she was, I didn't want her to end up wolf kibble."

The book is packed with over 80 illustrations, adding to the quirky and engaging reading experience. Readers will be captivated by the unexpected twists and turns as Goldilocks and Bobby navigate their way through this fractured fairy tale world. Whether you're a fan of snarky humor or just love a good story, this chapter book is sure to delight and entertain.

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